“I cut my hand by mistake!”
“Of course it’s by mistake!” 
Followed by pouring vodka over it. :eek:
It’s Neelix!
It’s definitely a night of Trek-adjacent fraks. 
“A little trick I learned at the North Pole. Fried bologna. It tastes like a hot dog.”
“I that your underwear?”
“Part of it.”
“Where’s the rest of it? Actually, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.”
Life-sized piñata! No candy. 
Santa vs. the bullies!
“I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.”
“You need many years of therapy. Many, many fuckin’ years of therapy.”
Cloris Leachman is so frakkin’ funny.
“Let me get you some sandwiches.”
“…so I thot I would give you your present now.”
“What the fuck is it?”
“It’s a wooden pickle.”
“Thurmon Murman?”
“Yeah.”
“Jesus.” 
Yeah. It was.
Favorite bit is falling over the Three’s Company couch.
Speaking of…I just saw 2012, funniest film this year. Because when the world is destorying itself around you it’s important to crack one-liners to help the remorse of 6 billion dead. I hope I’m as witty when most of the world is covered by water, then someone kick me in the teeth.
Oh wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Trek-adjacent…there were a few sci-fi alumni in it…Chiwetel Ejiofor (Firefly), John Billingsley (Enterprise), Ty Olsson (BSG), and Agam Darshi (Sanctuary). And that was just the people I recognized.
“I know there’s no Santa. I just thot maybe you’d want to give me a present 'cause we’re friends.”
Aww. Just downright heartbreaking.
Yeah. That’s one of the few bits that’s really clear in my mind.
Speaking of…I just saw 2012, funniest film this year. Because when the world is destorying itself around you it’s important to crack one-liners to help the remorse of 6 billion dead. I hope I’m as witty when most of the world is covered by water, then someone kick me in the teeth.
Oh wait, where was I? Oh yeah, Trek-adjacent…there were a few sci-fi alumni in it…Chiwetel Ejiofor (Firefly), John Billingsley (Enterprise), Ty Olsson (BSG), and Agam Darshi (Sanctuary). And that was just the people I recognized.
Not to mention the sci-fi aspects of 2012 itself.
Assuming, of course, that it’s not eerily accurate in less than three years. :eek:
“They say he can get into anything. They say he’s been inside Margaret Thatcher’s pussy.”
Assuming anyone reads through this thread later, my apologies about all the profanity. Of course, if you’d be remotely interested in this movie, a little swearing won’t bother you much.
“More booze. More buttfucking. More bullshit.”
“The three Bs.”
Holy craaap! I never realized before.
The cop is the host of that true crime video show that I always end up watching without intending to, whatever it’s called. :eek:
Given that this is an entirely irreverent and utterly offensive holiday movie, this part is truly touching.
The humor of the screaming children notwithstanding, of course.
You know? That’s what turned me off from this film. When I saw the trailer, I was like, “It’s just being lude for lude’s sake. Let’s see how bad we can make this.” May have been when I had a soapbox around here.
Step down from there. You’ll enjoy it, trust me.
You can always climb back up there when it’s over, if you’d like.
No need. That soapbox is long gone. A crushing dose of reality fell upon me and sent me through it. I picked up the broken pieces and built a shrine in the shape of a jackhole, as a reminder.