I would tell Clara that “Ted Danson is a schmuck. I’m the one for you.”
And then he and his girlfriend would get gunned down like dogs. And bad guys ride off into the sunset. The End.
32 feet per second per second. It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law. 
Oh. I was wondering. You’re ahead of us. It’s the dang PAL and NTSC versions. 25fps and 30fps.
Wait, didn’t they already screw up the timeline by saving her? At this point, what could it hurt more to take her along?
See the only place you could have this story is in a bar.
Good thing I’m not there. That bottle would be done.
Not to mention that since she was already supposed to be dead, removing her from the timeline is probably the safest thing they could do…
I love that fall.
Sure. Sure. Let’s point out all the plot holes. Dang aspiring…
…along with a few of its friends. 
I want to try “Wake-up” juice
Wake up, juice. Woah.
They are openly discussing time-travel. I understand none of them actually understand any of it… but what if they remember? What if one of them writes it down or something? They are really cavalier with preserving the timeline. Really, one could not have picked a worse person to send back in time.
They invented Red Bull!
AMEN!! Takes another shot
Just let the art flow over you.
The only stuff I use for a hangover is Water. Oh and more booze. As Tigh says, “Keep drinking”
ThotFullGuy, what did you want recorded as your wake up call - am recording a thing for the podcast now
Yep, I’m on the PAL version