“Hey you. Get your damn hands off her.”
Crispin Glover plays it perfect.
I was just talking to my wife before that I wish I knew the date and time I was gonna die. At least you could prepare and have things accomplished. But I guess it’s best to live each day as if it were your last.
This has been brought to you by…nah I’m just messin’ with ya.
I just received a letter in the mail that says, “Don’t open till 2012”. Should I be worried? :eek:
We knew what you meant.
“I swiped it from the old lady’s liquor cabinet.”
That’s funny.
“You’re beginning to sound just like my mother.”
has he done anything else since this?
Is it your hand writing?
Kiss your mother with that mouth? 
keep your eye out for Libyans
Howdy in ‘Twister’…nah I got nuthin’
That’s poor of me messin’ with a fellow New Yorker.
squick moment
when I kiss you…
hey, that’s Billy I’m-too-pretty-to-be-real Zane
Run Lorraine Run.
Look guys, I don’t want to mess with no reefer addicts.
Yes. Yes it is.
That’s an awesome punch. Laid him out. Way to go George!!
Go George!!!
The I Scream Man (2008) (in production) … The Ice Cream Man
9 (2008) (post-production) (voice) … 6
The Forlorn (2008) (post-production) … William Foster
Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale (2008) (post-production) … Viergacht
Open Season 2 (2009) (V) (completed) (voice)
Beowulf (2007) … Grendel
… aka Beowulf: An IMAX 3D Experience (USA: IMAX version)
… aka Beowulf: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)
The Wizard of Gore (2007) … Montag the Magnificent
Epic Movie (2007) … Willy
Simon Says (2006) … Simon/Stanley
Drop Dead Sexy (2005) … Eddie
What Is It? (2005) … Dueling Demi-God Auteur and The young man’s inner psyche
Incident at Loch Ness (2004) … Party Guest
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003) … Thin Man
Willard (2003) … Willard
Like Mike (2002) … Stan Bittleman
Crime and Punishment (2002) … Rodion Raskolnikov
Fast Sofa (2001) … Jules Langdon
Bartleby (2001) … Bartleby
The Beaver Trilogy (2000) … Groovin’ Larry (segment The Orkly Kid)
Charlie’s Angels (2000) … Thin Man
… aka 3 Engel für Charlie (Germany)
Nurse Betty (2000) … Roy Ostery
… aka Nurse Betty - Gefährliche Träume (Germany)
The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996) … Arlo
… aka Larry Flynt (Canada: French title)
Dead Man (1995) … Train Fireman
… aka Dead Man (Germany)
… aka Jim Jarmusch’s Dead Man (USA)
Chasers (1994) … Howard Finster
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) … Bobby McBurney
Ferdydurke (1993) … Mintus
… aka 30 Door Key
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993) … Howard Barth
“Hotel Room” … Danny (1 episode, 1993)
… aka David Lynch’s Hotel Room
- Blackout (1993) TV episode … Danny
Little Noises (1992) … Joey
The Doors (1991) … Andy Warhol
Rubin and Ed (1991) … Rubin Farr
Wild at Heart (1990) … Cousin Dell
… aka David Lynch’s Wild at Heart (USA)
Where the Heart Is (1990) … Lionel
Twister (1989) … Howdy
River’s Edge (1986) … Layne
At Close Range (1986) … Lucas
He has done all this but not any real movies.
Note: Damsel in distress much better than Florence Nightingale for long-term success of relationship
holy craaaap, UD!! that’s very thorough
So true. So true.
Here comes the Chuck Berry moment. Kick it Mike!!