Join us! Swallow your soul! Dead by dawn! 
BTW, how are you both sleeping? During the day, feeling a little paranoid?
Why would we? Are we being watched?
Why donāt you keep going, I think we may actually in sync.
Youāre not joining us? I thought thereās someone else who said heād join, for sure.
Ash just fell into the pit.
Iā¦ uhā¦ no comment. 
Actually, thereās just no reason to start on time if itās just the two of us. If there were others interested, of courseā¦
Itās a kung fu zombie!
I doubt it, since I havenāt started yet.
How long is your version? I have two different ones.
Well, thereās a first. I made you speechless. My work here is done.
See ya for the Shaun of the Dead Frak.
Paused.
15:59 in, 1:04:52 to go. So, I guess itās 1:21, minus like 10 seconds?
Ash just crawled out of the pit to face Prince Monobrow.
And punched him. Play on, player. 
Holy medieval mullet!
One of the unintentionally funny things about this movie is how he is a completely different person movie to movie. Supposedly this is all happening within matter of a couple of days.
Heās grown from his experiences.
I want a boomstick.
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Just as I read your suggestion that heās grown from his experiences, I see him surrounded by chicks and burping away.
So how many shells did he bring along? I canāt imagine he could make more.
Not all growth is positive.
Manās got stylesā¦ āYo, she-bitch! Letās go!ā
Ha! He made a skywalker hand!
Sugar attained!