“Sorry. I was picturing Whore Island.”
“It smells like a whorehouse.”
“…your own fingers.”
OK. I need a new spleen.
It’s worth checking out again. I’ve seen this particular episode about 5 times so far. 
“You caught the food rapist.”
“I think she peed.”
guffaw
“When your coworkers put food in the fridge, that’s a bond of trust. And you should not violate it. Or the food.” 
I put iocane powder in my food at work. I’ve built up an immunity…
“I’m the mole, idiot.”
BWHAHAHA!!
“I’m the mole, idiot.”
“But I made up the mole.”
“Yes, but you told Pam, and now everyone’s looking for the real mole.”
“God, do we hate Pam?”
Do we ever get to see Lana topless?
I know. I’m terrible.
“Who would want to wear an on-fire suit???”
“Cosplay enthusiasts!”
That could solve so many problems. 
No, it’s FX, not HBO.
“And who are you Comrade Question?”
I’m using that.
“An erection??? The thot of me dead gives you an erection???”
“Only half of one. The other half would really miss you. Well…”
But we’ve seen Archer topless in every episode. That’s not fair.
At least I can be happy.
“I love you Santa Claus.”
Ouch
It’s only cartoon boobies. Not real boobies. C’mon! It’s not right.
Frothyloins aka frakkintalos.
It’s not real handsome muscular goodness, either. :rolleyes:
“Oh, like you’d recognize a vegetable if it wasn’t wrapped in a Monte Cristo sandwich!”
“Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?”