What are you snorting off me?
MSG
The FLAVA enhanceha!
Yeah, Hulu’s a little too dodgy for mass-frakkin’.
“I must relax. On top of you.” 
Well, a hulu-hoop is perfect for mass-frak…kin… Yeah. OK.
“That got a little dark.” :eek:
Curse you, lactose intolerance!
Can’t we all just get along?
If this goes tits up
<stare>…
<stare>…
<stare>…
Now? Really?
Did he call me a whore?
Why on Earth why would he do that?
“Every single noun and verb in that sentence arouses me!”
I think it’s pronounced “knockoff”
Lana?
Asshole?
You can trust me!
I can?
Probably.
Probably?
<sad trombone> <wink>
Crom I love this show.
“You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown! No. No, they’re green. Like emeralds. How did I never notice them before? They’re amazing! Not as nice as your tits, of course.”
Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger for me!
Man this show is soooo depraved
You say that like it’s a bad thing. 
I know. INCONCEIVABLE!
Thursday, January 27th at 10 PM
I can’t wait. Love this show. 
I need to do frak parties more often. I never have hit the 1000 post mark and I’ve been here forever.