Anyone else sick of vampire movies/series?

I, too, have always LOVED vampire stories. I roll my eyes at the Twilight groupies (the way I roll my eyes at most teenage fads :)), but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with adapting the mythology.

And to those of you complaining about the “feminization” of vampires, if you look closely at Stoker’s Dracula (yes, I have read it) the Count is the only master vamp we meet, so how do we know all vamps are like him, and not that he was just a total bastard in life, too. And about the “romance” aspect? Um, wasn’t the sexualization of the prim and proper Victorian Lady, Lucy, a major theme of the book? The connection in literature between blood, feeding, and sex has long existed. Vampire lore is no exception.

I’ve read probably half of the authors you listed (Hamilton, Harris, Butcher, Green, Harrison, Andrews, Kenyon, Moning), and each of them has their own take on the vampire mythos. (ie, Harrison’s vamps come in two varieties: living and undead, because a virus causes vampirism, and it can affect the living, too. Otherwise, her vamps are pretty classic. Hamilton’s vamps are also pretty classic, except that they are as varied as humanity, and they have to play at politics, after having been outed, in a struggle for equal rights, etc. Kenyon’s “vampire’s” are the most different (Dark-Hunters vs Daimons-turned-vamp), but still have much in common with the classic vamps: blood drinking, being killed by sunlight/decapitation.) And they are definitely NOT aimed at teenagers!

I just saw a commercial for New Moon. Why the heck does the werewolf guy not wear a shirt? Did he run out from transforming so much?

Related note, Vampire’s Assistant looks ok. Anyone seen it?

I never thought I’d say it, but I miss Anne Rice.

Probably because he’s a muscular young actor in a movie that’s aimed at teenage girls. That probably explains why the rest of his tribe/pack don’t apparently own shirts either.

Did he run out from transforming so much?

Bruce Banner never seemed to have that problem.

Related note, Vampire’s Assistant looks ok. Anyone seen it?

Not yet, but it’s on my list.

Banner was supposed to be a scrawny whelp no woman or man would want to see shirtless. Hulk only wore shirts when he was “smart.”

Thought I might throw my two cents into the mix.

I have been reading vampire stories for years. I started with Bram Stoker in junior high and haven’t looked back since, but while I think Twilight has had an effect on the young adult genre, there have been any number of books and series in the last 20 years that focused on vampires/werewolves, etc. I have read at least one book from most the series listed that everyone listed and have liked most of them.

One I didn’t see mentioned was a series written by P.N. Elrod that started in the late 80’s or early 90’s about a detective that gets turned into a vampire. I think the series was set either during prohibition, or maybe the 40’s, either way, they were great.

In spite of my love for most any kind of vampire store, in recent years I have missed stories where the vampires were not the heroes or heroines. In my attempt to find some old school evil vampire I listened the The Strain by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan and really enjoyed it. There are vampires, and they are evil bloodsucking fiends from beyond the grave. So if you have been missing athat type of story and don’t mind a little Michael Crichton science throw in you might want to give it a try.

In the meantime, I thought every here might enjoy this fun vampire mashup, VAMPIRE REUNION.

Cheers!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923605

Lol! Thanks so much!

There are two points i realized I never made that are relevant.

1 - Neil Gaiman’s main genre is urban fantasy. Neverwhere, American Gods, Anansi Boys, even The Graveyard Book and Coraline all start off in our own recognizable world before going off the tracks.

2 - George R. R. Martin (of Song of Ice and Fire fame) wrote a vampire book in the 1980’s called “Fevre Dream.” It’s a steamboat vampire book. There’s nothing not to like, and I don’t even like vampires.

I like that some people in the media are finally asking why Miley Cyrus’ bare back is cause for apoplexy, but Taylor Lautner’s bare-chested underage muscles are perfectly okay for grown women to drool over.

I’m not saying I’m cool with either. I’m firmly in the “children as sex objects for adults = not okay” camp.

Steven King has announced that he will be throwing his hat into the vampire ring very soon.

i am not really sick of it… mostly because I don’t watch it…

but i love stuff like these

//youtu.be/G2ENznSexo8

I wasn’t sure where to post this, but I think it’s a good fit here. Enjoy the laughs :slight_smile:

Translation: After reading Twilight, Vladimir the vampire decided to find out if he shines in the sunlight.

LOL! That’s friggin’ brilliant.