American Horror Story 1x11 Birth

And baby #1 is now ready.

Get back in the car Viv!

Think Ben has enough information clanging around in his brain yet? BRING ON THE DANCING ORANGUTANS!

So is Baby #2, whether it’s ready or not.

Anybody else noticing the plethora of boozahol commercials during this show? Yeah. It’ll drive you to drink.

And creepy casino commercials too. :eek:

Early one morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to…trash your Volvo.

My OB/GYN is a dead abortionist.

Ah, precious moments.

Finally Ben gets it. Just when the shit hits fan…

Welcome to Death House Hospital, where the OB ward is the Morgue as well. Optimizing!

Probably has to be a living person doing it, if it works at all.

That’s a big shoe to just drop, that is. On Violet’s forehead.

Not quite as big as telling her she’s dead, methinks.

That commercial needs an angry guy in the back, muttering, “He dropped me into a lava pit 167 times. Fuck Michael!” :smiley:

Wait until they tell her that diet soda is actually just as bad for her as regular soda… :eek:

Well, not any more. :slight_smile:

No way Viv makes it through this. :frowning:

He has his father’s eyes! :eek:

She’ll be back, either way.

Hmm…you may be right, but…she’s not LEAVING…