Is anyone else creeped out by Woodstock getting so excited about eating turkey? :eek:
“A handful of cocks”??? :eek::eek::eek:
Woodstock is a badass. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Freedom from religious persecution, freedom to commit religious persecution, it’s really a very fine line. 
Notice how Franklin isn’t in this?
I guess no one wanted to explain that part of the story. :rolleyes:
The Pilgrims were saved by a screw!
Now that’s irony.
Land ho!
About time, too. They were really getting sick of the sea ho. 
Thanks for the help. Don’t worry, we’ll keep our promises.
They’ve got a pretty low bar for miracles…